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The MILF story
I havent used the Outback icon for a while so here's what happened at work last Monday.

I greeted and got the drink order for one of my tables, a couple and another woman. I walked back into the kitchen and when I get there I'm followed in by Crystal, probably one of my favorite people at Outback. She's this cool lesbian rocker chick and never one to cause drama and then this flies out of her mouth "Hey the lady at Vlad's table just said she wants to eat Vlad as her appetizer!" The whole kitchen erupts. Everyone's a comedian. "How long for a side of Vlad?" "Did you put in an item ticket for that Vlad entree?" "I'd like some Vlad, but make it extra hot!"

I got back out there with the tables drinks and the lady's eyes are probing mine. And since I know what's up, I probe right back. Every single time I go out of the kitchen her gaze meets mine and of course I have to make it linger just a bit, because this situation is absurd. Come on, this doesn't happen to me.

Now I'm not quite sure what I should have done in this situation, but according to Crystal, "An older woman can teach you so much." And thats why I played along. When I printed the check I left lots of extra space and I even gave them my pen, though there was no reason for them to have it, except for her to write down a phone number.

...Do you want more?
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still__ill From: still__ill Date: March 7th, 2005 07:17 am (UTC) (Link)
hahaha, that is beautiful. did she leave hers?
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swedishcook From: swedishcook Date: March 7th, 2005 04:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
From: truthseeker18 Date: March 7th, 2005 06:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

Aggghhh...what happened next!?

ooo, what happened next? Vlad, you know I always said you were hot! Oh man, oh man oh man...you should have told her "make love to me" in your really sexy accent, like ya used to do back in high school...she would of melted!
nitwit027 From: nitwit027 Date: March 8th, 2005 08:39 am (UTC) (Link)

what really happened

see what i think happened is that she gave the number, bu then when vlad called her her husband picked up the phone and vlad had to make up a big story about how he is just checking to see if they needed new vinal siding. alas they did not. so Vlad got neither a milf ride or a commision check.
filmgeek84 From: filmgeek84 Date: March 8th, 2005 09:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Steve is full of lies. Please enlighten us, Vlad.
nitwit027 From: nitwit027 Date: March 9th, 2005 07:04 am (UTC) (Link)


ok so imma be home soon, so i want ot see yous people. and coleen, shows how much YOU know...you didnt even know that Vlad SELLS vinal siding. Ha and you call yourself a friend
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