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Augustus had infiltrated the organization. He was going to topple them from the inside. Communication with his co-conspirators was not easy though. He had not talked to any of them in months. He had not emailed them in weeks. And he couldnt remember the last time he got laid. "Focus damnit!" he thought. "You can't be toppling a faux-good-in-actuality-evil-corporation if all you're thinking about is getting some action."

He learned all he could about how the company worked. He stayed late and came in early. He even tryed to fuck a secretary, unsuccessfully. "Focus damnit!"

Time was not on his side. His pace quickened. His heart beat which wasn't that unusual but still, it's always a good thing. "Hey Gus, I wanted to talk to you about that presentation you gave the other day," the boss said as Augustus passed by the main office, on his way to destroy the company.

"Umm, what's up?"

"You should probably consider using more blues and greens in your Powerpoints next time. Studies have shown that people tend to respond to them more positively."

"Umm, yeah, I'll take into consideration." There will be no next time you bastard.

"Yeah, and you should also implement some more kinesthetic activities. You know, to help build a group think."

"Group think, huh?" I dont groupthink this company will be around.

"Also, hey! Do you want a brownie?"

"I love brownies." I love brownies.

"Here. Anyways, you looked busy so you probably should get going."

"Yeah, thanks for the brownie!" I love brownies.

"Maybe the companies not so bad," he thought as he chewed on the extremely fudgy brownie. "I mean, there's that hot girl in marketing. Ugh! Focus damnit!"
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