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Life Lesson
One of Life's Little Lessons:
Todays is titled: "Strip Clubs"

Alright, you've just turned 18, 21, or are simply bored and old enough to go to a strip club so you decide to do exactly that. Go to a strip club.

The first step is to choose a strip club. Some specialize in lap dancing, but I prefer the regular ol' clubs that have a good stage. There's nothin like a good stage dance to make you realize you can never have this women anywhere near you except in this club.

The next step is to plan your night. Make sure to bring lots of money. Mainly in singles. You dont want to have to leave a good seat because you need change. Also, you never want to use the ATM at these places because they can and will charge you exorbinant fees and surcharges. Also, dont let yourself spend more than you planned when you left the house. You'll end up broke, sad, and with a tattoo of "Penelope" on your arm. And then you'll say to yourself, "Man, I wish I had touched her boobs atleast."

Trust me on this one, I speak from experience.
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From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2003 09:47 am (UTC) (Link)

yea surchage

yea surcharge 5.00 at this place Mcdoogals...or is it McDooo....Gals...maybe we will never know.
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