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Why Didnt You Listen?!
You people must be out of your minds! Why won't you listen to me?! This whole teleportation thing has gotten way out of hand. Sure at first they seemed like a good idea but then, of course, somebody fucked up! I told you to put matter-barriers in. I told you safety protocols had to be installed. I told to atleast put a fucking door on it, but no. You had to have your energy field easily accessible so you could piss into it and have it land in the toilet you simpsons wannabes. Well now look what you've done, there are hundreds of people with heads on flies and shit like that. And I bet you knew this would happen but then you thought that if we just put the two crossed beings back into the teleporter they would magically switch right back.

What made you think that if it fucked shit up the first time around it would FIX things the second time around? You stepped into the teleporter and so did a mosquito and now your head is tiny and on a mosquitos body and its head is huge and on your body. Or, even worse, your heads switched places but stayed the SAME SIZE. Now your gigantic human head is laying on the ground and obviously the mosquito body can't sustain it and your body has a mosquito head and thats pretty much the same as being brain dead. So your solution? stuff the two of you BACK INTO THE TELEPORTER. Well it's not gonna work. Go ahead, see what happens.

Now you, oh what hell am I talking about? At this point "you" is subjective cuz half of each body is split up and distributed pretty evenly among the two entities. You with the tiny human head and the mosquito body have lost your wings and gained a penis and legs and you with the huge mosquito head and formerly human body have lost those legs and genitalia and gained wings but obviously they switched places with the legs so now you can fly but you cant sit down cuz it crushes your wings cuz you have no where to tuck them in and even when you DO fly, which is kinda hard to figure out cuz you've never done it before your upper body still hangs upside down cuz your wings are where your legs are, and then its not even really your upper body cuz its below you, but still. I warned you fuckers. And If any one of you giant blood sucking bastards starts comin at me I swear I'll smash into you with my toyota tercel.
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sparkfrost From: sparkfrost Date: November 13th, 2004 06:16 am (UTC) (Link)
Vlad, you're awesome.

Just thought you should know.
metavlad From: metavlad Date: November 13th, 2004 10:59 am (UTC) (Link)
I try.
non_applicable From: non_applicable Date: November 13th, 2004 03:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
::shakes head:: common sense is just not common.
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