For the Ladies using the Meat Meet Me feature of HotorNot.com a few notes:

• Your name is not really Mithril. Seriously.
• I know one of your interests is "sex" but come on people, show don't tell.
• Even if you "have been told" by your friends that you are "crazy" that doesn't make you crazy. It just makes your friends boring.
• The whole "random statement" "random statement" "random obscure reference" thing instead of a real introduction might seem like a good idea, but it really doesn't work.
• Six exclamation points are enough to express how much you love your boyfriend. Seriously.
• On second thought, no, six is not enough. You're emo.
• Jesus Christ why the hell did you put THAT picture up?!
• I do not care that friends call you That Ford Truck Gal. Because they dont actually call you that. No one has a 4 word nickname. Even if I hate someone their nickname is at most three words ('that fuckin asshole')
• I will not rate you high.
• On second thought, thanks for the cleavage. 9!
• Wait, you have a boyfriend that you "love very much" ? Fuck that. 1.
• You are NOT interested in kickboxing, because Tae Bo doesn't count.
• You should stop trying.
• You are definitely underage...9!
• But you like Coheed and Cambria. 0.
• Fix your hair.
• Fix your face.
• Just give up.
• I refuse to "hit you up." Nor shall I "holla." Werd.
• Even though 7 of your interests involve Jesus in some sort of wierd fanatical way, I will still click yes and possibly try to have sex with you. But only to spite your God.

More later. Perhaps.