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I just read in the newspaper about a guy named Andrew Woodcock. His nickname? "Woody"

I don't even understand why a guy with the name Woodcock would need SOMETHING ELSE for people to call him. If I were him, I'd have a bunch of other possible names people could call me. Here's some off the top of my head...HA! Head.
Anyways: Woodcock. Woodcockerson. Cockerson. Woodcocky. Woodcocky Cockerson. Cock. Cock'n'Balls. Andy. Andy Dick.

Shit, I might just start calling people Woodcock for no reason. "Hey Woodcock, can you take a coke to table 12?" "Whose Bloomin' Onion is this? Woodcooock!"

"Hi there folks, my name is Vladimir, I'll be your server. But you can call me Woodcock."

It's also quite possible that Woodcock will replace Asshat in my vocabulary.
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From: hyperbole Date: March 23rd, 2004 11:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
what a lucky son of a bitch.
metavlad From: metavlad Date: March 24th, 2004 01:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
My thoughts exactly.
firstslowdance From: firstslowdance Date: March 23rd, 2004 11:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
your a funny guy! lol
metavlad From: metavlad Date: March 24th, 2004 01:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
frozen_girl From: frozen_girl Date: March 24th, 2004 02:45 am (UTC) (Link)
lol you sound like me and my friends when we're hyper. i think woodcocky cockerson is by far the best hahah
metavlad From: metavlad Date: March 24th, 2004 01:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yup. Its fun being me.
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