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Sex, it's everywhere...including YOUR BACKYARD!
Cut to: Your backyard, people having sex in. Its a POV shot, and they notice you. And they run, you chase after'em. Even though you're not sure what you're going to do when you catch them. Thats IF you catch them because they're naked, and unencumbered by clothes, or your conservative views on clothes and sex in other peoples backyards. But you have shoes which help when running. And one of them has a penis, which flops around when he runs. The other one doesnt have a penis.

And so you chase them. Eventually you give up. You come back to your backyard and you notice a black purse and a trenchcoat lieing by your pear tree. You walk over and pick them up. A set of keys falls down and you pick those up too. You take them inside your house then go back to where they were, and drop off the note you wrote.

"I hope the sex was good, because I have your coat, purse, and keys...also, your dignity."
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From: hyperbole Date: January 26th, 2004 11:32 pm (UTC) (Link)

what if they're gay?

when i read "it's a POV shot", i nearly shit my pants. just thought you'd like to know.
metavlad From: metavlad Date: January 26th, 2004 11:34 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Theyre not, thats I said the otherone DIDNT have a penis

Thats what I like to hear.
priapism From: priapism Date: January 26th, 2004 11:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think this needs to happen in my backyard. It's entirely blacktopped, fenced on three sides and has large dogs on one side of the fence, and you have to pass a cop car to get out. I'd like to meet those two brave souls that would attempt that.
ikirus From: ikirus Date: January 27th, 2004 12:18 am (UTC) (Link)
Where do you live?
priapism From: priapism Date: January 28th, 2004 12:17 am (UTC) (Link)
It sounds like I live in prison but really it's just a slum off of our college campus. There are hippies on another side of the fence. I'd take my chances with the dogs.
z28racergrrl From: z28racergrrl Date: January 27th, 2004 05:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hon... being in Germantown... that really doesn't surprise me... remember, I lived there 90% of my life... the only part that would surprise me is if they weren't like... 13.... :Þ
metavlad From: metavlad Date: January 27th, 2004 06:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Umm, this is fiction.
z28racergrrl From: z28racergrrl Date: January 27th, 2004 07:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
I realize it's fiction hon... come on now... I may be naturally blonde, but it doesn't mean I'm an airhead!
crypticism From: crypticism Date: January 31st, 2004 03:10 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm adding you as a friend because you're awesome, I love your journal, and we seem to have a lot in common.

Just letting you know. ;)
metavlad From: metavlad Date: January 31st, 2004 10:09 am (UTC) (Link)
frozen_girl From: frozen_girl Date: February 1st, 2004 02:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hey, I really like your journal, I'm adding you if it's ok.
metavlad From: metavlad Date: February 1st, 2004 08:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
supernova_7 From: supernova_7 Date: February 2nd, 2004 04:45 pm (UTC) (Link)

And to think, all our scheming was for nothing

I was feeling particularly dangeresque at the end of my Comedy: Ancient and Modern seminar this morning, so I said "Oh, what the hell" and just went up to the prof and explained to her your situation and said that you'd love to sit in on the class.

Her response? "Sure, I don't see why not."


You're in, biatch! :oD
metavlad From: metavlad Date: February 2nd, 2004 09:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: And to think, all our scheming was for nothing

From: (Anonymous) Date: April 28th, 2004 07:58 am (UTC) (Link)


greatnameforaband.com...you guys ever check it out?

it's funny
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