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Oh dear.
A man by the name of David was a regular in the swingers scene in his area, and on a number of occassions he had also attended parties that, to put it bluntly, were orgies with food.

David was a very skilled lover and that made up for the fact that he didn't have a girlfriend who he brought to these parties. It was at one of these orgies that he got the nickname The Best. For he would make sure the woman he was with had climaxed atleast twice, ususally three times before would let himself finish.

So David was at another orgy and all the woman were after him, because he was The Best. He spent the whole party with different women. He made all of the women at the party orgasm atleast twice, and was making his third trip around the house when the party started dieing down. Then suddenly he realized that the party was pretty much over, and he ran to the door with only a towel covering himself. He stopped the satisfied partier from leaving and yelled "NO! You cant go!"

One woman looked at him and said "But David, we're done. Why cant we go?"

"Because the best is yet to cum!"

I apologize again.
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viscera_lace From: viscera_lace Date: December 24th, 2003 06:08 am (UTC) (Link)
haha. WOW.
you just keep on chuggin, huh, vlad? :D
From: hyperbole Date: December 24th, 2003 08:18 am (UTC) (Link)
metavlad From: metavlad Date: December 24th, 2003 10:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Best. Comment. Oftheday.
sparkfrost From: sparkfrost Date: December 24th, 2003 09:43 am (UTC) (Link)
wow Vlad. Thank you.
taboophantasy From: taboophantasy Date: December 24th, 2003 07:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
How vulgar!
metavlad From: metavlad Date: December 24th, 2003 10:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
You love it.
_nondescript From: _nondescript Date: April 19th, 2004 02:18 pm (UTC) (Link)

oh man. that's the stuff.
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