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I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO! - Dont get swallowed by...THE BLOG!
Vlad 2.0...Coming soon!
On the weekends I set up puppet governments to fuel my dreams of world domination.
I run on fuel-cell technology.
I drive a Jaguar to work.
I was instrumental in ending the recent Teamster strike.
I can hold up to 5 hours of music in my memory.
I type 2400 words per minute.
I am well versed in the works of Roosevelt, Aristotle, and Suess.
Stephen Tinkleman finds me attractive.
I am worshipped by many, hated by few.
I'm implanted with facial recognition software.
I am constantly on the defense from groupies who think I'm in Duran Duran.

*Actually, these are all fabrications. 'Cept the Steve thing. He definitely wants me.
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