The only one who even suspected something was
What am I talking about? The "fight" between Stephen and I. It was a joke. A ruse. A charade (pronounced shuh-rawd). I thought it might be funny to see what might happen. But it turned out to make people sad. The originial timeline had us ending it tomorrow (saturday) around this time (2 am-ish). But Steve wanted to keep going. Make up more backstory. Make all of y'all hate one of us. I didn't think that was a good idea, so here I am.
First off, I'd like to apologize to everyone whose day I might have ruined. Also, to those of you who dont know me in real life and expressed your sympathy you're even more awesome than I thought when I added you for your cleverness.
Only two people took sides in this fight. They know who they are, and dont worry, the person(s) you didn't side with still think you're damn awesome.
The rest of you are also some of the greatest friends two dicks like me and Steve could ask for. Cuz thats what we appear to be at this time, dicks. Which is also one of the reasons I pushed the timeline up. Mad props to Dave for pulling the Ultimate Dave Move and being damn funny while trying to resolve the conflict. Although I saw it coming, seeing as how we both do it very well.
Also, I am not on High Alert status for practical jokes against me. If you all band together and do somethin, that would be magnificent. C'mon. I need more stories to tell.
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