Log in

No account? Create an account
My Journal Friends Calendar User Info Travel through Space-Time Travel through Space-Time Back to the Future Back to the Future
Required: Suspension of disbelief - Dont get swallowed by...THE BLOG!
Vlad 2.0...Coming soon!
Required: Suspension of disbelief

I was walking on the beach late at night when I saw a light in the horizon. It seemed to be getting closer, but I thought that was just my eyes playing a trick on me. They tend to do that, like when they made me think Steve was coming on to me, but it was just him changing his boxers.* He's the gayest straight man I know.**

Anyways, I didnt pay any attention to the light, but it was actually getting closer. It got closer and bigger, and closer and bigger, then a little smaller, but then closer and bigger! Thats when I realized it was hurtling right at me. I jumped to the ground and it stopped about 20 feet above me. It looked like that thing from close encounters of the 3rd kind, except it only had purple lights. I think the aliens wanted to look regal or something, who knows? Anyways, it just floated there, in the air, 20 feet above me. Then apart of it moved, and what seemed to be a door opened, only it didn't swing open like a normal door. It slid! Like on star trek! But it didnt make that swish sound, and I was a bit disappointed. Then a little walkway came out and down to the ground. Only it kinda looked like a treadmill, instead of just a walk way. Then a figure stepped onto the walkway, and the walkway moved the figure to the ground. IT WAS A TREADMILL! Or atleast some kinda moving sidewalk like they have at the airport.

The figure came down and it looked human. In fact, it looked alot like Ludacris. He's a rapper for those of you who dont know, and let me say this, I wish i was among you. Anyways, this raised alot of questions, the first of which being, why the hell does the alien being look like Ludacris?!

So I stood up, and put out my hand to shake his.
Here come the possible endings!

1. Ludacris shook my hand and then took me in his spaceship and showed me how to bring peace love and kindness into the world, and how to end all war.

2A. As Ludacris came to shake my hand, I quickly slipped mine away, and fixed my hair! "Ha Ludacris! I GOT YOU" I yelled. And he sighed and left.

2B. As Ludacris came to shake my hand, I quickly slipped mine away, and fixed my hair! Ludacris, out of the dishonor he had caused himself and his family by falling for my trick, stabbed himself in the stomach with his kitana blade.

2X. As Ludacris came to shake my hand, I quickly slipped mine away, and fixed my hair! Then I punched him in the face and ran!

3. We shook hands, and THEN I punched him in the face and ran!

4. We did some awesome cool rap guy hand shake, after which we freestyled for a while, and parted ways.

5. Steve came out of nowhere and started to "change his boxers." Then offered to give us massages. Ludacris and I declined, and then commented on his sexuality.

6. Ludacris and I went on the conquer the rap world.

7. MAKE UP YOUR OWN! Come on! You can do it! Just comment.
Comment on which one is your favorite! Come on!

*Never happened.
**Very true.


Current Mood: alienated...get it?!

5 comments or Leave a comment
tessy1617 From: tessy1617 Date: July 3rd, 2003 02:41 pm (UTC) (Link)

alternate ending :)

7. You denied Ludicris's attempt at a handshakey-thing and had a wicked rap battle (ala 8 mile). You win, of course, and breakdance all the way home.
From: (Anonymous) Date: July 3rd, 2003 09:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

BEST ending...

You try to shake Luda's hand... but he calls you a lil' wanksta' foo'... so you cuss him out (in Russian) and then (like in the recent/old pepsi twist commercials) he unzips his body and its really me. Seeing you, I realize that you are the hottest most incredible guy alive, so i become your sex slave and we run away together (into outer space) with the aliens! ORGY! haha jk... ;-)
beachnymph From: beachnymph Date: July 5th, 2003 10:35 pm (UTC) (Link)

Possible Ending...

...Ludacris and you do a cool gangsta handshake, snaps, back hand claps and everything. Ludacris then comments on your lack of bling bling. You respond that a true gangsta doesn't bring his bling bling wit him to the beach. Ludacris then goes "Fo' shizzle?" and you give him a weird look because you know really only Snoop would have said that. Then from out of FREAKIN' nowhere steps out Snoop Dog. Now this is the ultimate master of the bling bling. In total awe of both Ludacris and Snoop, you yearn to learn the ways of the bling bling life that only they could teach you. So you step on the spaceship to your new destiny. Of course you'd have Steve's boxers in hand. Snoop loved the boxers THAT much:oP
taboophantasy From: taboophantasy Date: July 5th, 2003 10:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
I kinda like the ending where I run in (only I'm really sexy and wearing some skimpy "commando-style" clothes) and blow the whole ship us, thus saving the world from the horror that is rap music
metavlad From: metavlad Date: July 5th, 2003 11:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Vladnroses: thanks (for commenting)
Drow Monotori: my ending doesn't beat the one that has you breakdancing..
Vladnroses: hahahahaha
5 comments or Leave a comment