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A new line of work for Boris....
Boris decided that his job as an insurance claims agent was not bringing in the dough like he wanted it to, so he decided to try and make some money off the street. He figured he could juggle, and people would give him cash for juggling while they were walking, because it was amusing.

His first day, he decide the best way to make money was to find some loyal customers, so he followed people as they walked to work. Most people ran away.

So the next day, he asked is his friend joe, and he asked his friend jack, what the best time to "make money off the street" is. They both said when it was late at night. Following people certainly didn't work, so he set up on a busy corner around 9pm. There were some strange looking women who showed up later who told him to leave, but he just kept on juggling. He had juggled for three hours, and had only made 75 cents, which was what he threw in his hat, to show people that he wanted them to throw money in his hat. By 2am the women had left with men and comeback atleast twice each. He wondered why they kept comin back if they really needed rides someplace. Maybe they didn't know where they were going. He gave up on the juggling for the night, and went up to the lady who had been given the most rides. "Do you need directions somewhere, Miss?"
"I might, what are ya looking for?"
And Boris went home with 2 juggling balls, 50 cents, and a broken heart.

Come on, say it with me: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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beachnymph From: beachnymph Date: May 19th, 2003 01:00 am (UTC) (Link)


...Thank you for writing me a Boris story! It made my late nite/day! :oD
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