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metavlad
Have a Nice Life.
I am really good at burning bridges. Like, as good as Bill Gates is rich. If anyone ever needs a relationship severed then immediately cauterized, I am the man to do it.

Sadly, this is not a marketable skill. "Need someone to break up with your needy boyfriend? Call Vlad. Mother in law a bitch? Call Vlad."

And incase anyone is curious, "Have a nice life." seems to get the point across perfectly every single time. Because no matter how much sincerity you shove into it, even if you really do hope they have a nice life, its still a euphemism for "For whatever reason just popped up or has been festering for some indefinite amount of time, I do not wish to speak with you ever again."

I should teach lessons.
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goldstarforyou From: goldstarforyou Date: January 29th, 2005 03:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
You should get some sleep.
usmcvixen From: usmcvixen Date: January 30th, 2005 05:45 am (UTC) (Link)

I Do Have a Nice Life

because of you, dear. Happy now? I have one.
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