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To the Girls of HotorNot.com

For the Ladies using the Meat Meet Me feature of HotorNot.com a few notes:

 

  • Your name is not really Mithril. Seriously.
  • I know one of your interests is "sex" but come on people, show don't tell.
  • Even if you "have been told" by your friends that you are "crazy" that doesn't make you crazy. It just makes your friends boring.
  • The whole "random statement" "random statement" "random obscure reference" thing instead of a real introduction might seem like a good idea, but it really doesn't work.
  • Six exclamation points are enough to express how much you love your boyfriend. Seriously.
  • On second thought, no, six is not enough. You're emo.
  • Jesus Christ why the hell did you put THAT picture up?!
  • I do not care that friends call you That Ford Truck Gal. Because they dont actually call you that. No one has a 4 word nickname. Even if I hate someone their nickname is at most three words ('that fuckin asshole')
  • I will not rate you high.
  • On second thought, thanks for the cleavage. 9!
  • Wait, you have a boyfriend that you "love very much" ? Fuck that. 1.
  • You are NOT interested in kickboxing, because Tae Bo doesn't count.
  • You should stop trying.
  • You are definitely underage...9!
  • But you like Coheed and Cambria. 0.
  • Fix your hair.
  • Fix your face.
  • Just give up.
  • I refuse to "hit you up." Nor shall I "holla." Werd.
  • Even though 7 of your interests involve Jesus in some sort of wierd fanatical way, I will still click yes and possibly try to have sex with you. But only to spite your God.

More later. Perhaps.

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hippy_surf_laxr From: hippy_surf_laxr Date: August 18th, 2004 09:06 am (UTC) (Link)
spite him, spite him hard and spite him good.

What a spiter...
cloudedoracle From: cloudedoracle Date: August 18th, 2004 10:21 am (UTC) (Link)
I also hate when they type in all caps.

This was hilarious as hell. We don't talk enough, Vlad.

You kick ass.

ME
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