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I shall now give you some memories....

Hey! Remember the 90s?!
Well here's somethin from my FORMER website And as you will see, I was doing a journal-like-page before they even had journal-like-pages.




July 26, 1999 10:52 AM

I know this girl, named Beth Lui, i was just thinking that it would be great if she were named Mary, CUS THEN...i could sing to her whenever i was greeting her, y'know, hello mary lui, goodbye heart, ol mary lui i knew we'd never part, so hello mary lui, and etc. that would be nice, but she would get annoyed eventually, so i would stop



June 21, 1999 3:49 PM

ok, i have 2 things to say today, first, i was reading all these surveys people sent me, and i was thinking "gaaawwwd! I hate reading all these boring surveys" and then i thought of updating my page, so here i am, and here you are, reading it, what a coincidence, you must have no life, just kidding! stay, oh please stay! i need more hits! or i'll be forced to reloading the page again and again, to make it LOOK like i have people who visit it, anyways, as i was saying, i have 2 things to say today,

the first is winnie the pooh, this came to me, while reading those dreaded surveys, (thank God I refuse to fill them out), one of the questions asked who was your favorite winnie the pooh character, and i began to think, alot of the answers said eeyore and these answers came from teenagers, we all know the stereotype that teenagers are depressed( side note, my favorite stereotype is Sony), and we all KNOW that eeyore is depressed, so i got to thinking about the characteristics of the other characters( on a side note, my favorite character is Tigger) and soon i came to the conclusion than the show Winnie the Pooh represents the most common mental disorders that are known,

consider the characters, first there is Christopher Robin, he is a child who spends his time talking with stuffed animals, obviously he is 2 things hallucinagenic and schizophrenic(he talks to things that arent there, i.e. "voices"), now think about Piglet, he is always worried, and this leads me to think that he is paranoid, one often thinks of paranoid schizophrenics, but he isnt talking to imaginary things, since he himself is imaginary, now we move on to the rabbit whose name i do not know, whenever we see him he is tending to his garden, also, he never lets anyone mess with his garden, he obviously suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder, next we move on to Pooh, I cannot simply pinpoint his problem, but I speculate when i say that he is depressed, you may disagree, but I say this because he is always calmly relaxed, and collective, which leads me to the conclusion that he is under the influence of some kin of drug, such as prozac for instance, next we move on to Tigger, he is my favorite character, but I must say, he suffers from a disease which we often equate with children, Attention Deficit and Hyperactivity Disorder(ADHD, ADD has no hyperactivity in its name) I think this because he is simply always hyper, there is nothing wrong with this, its just doctors have labeled this disease, and can treat it, so Tigger, get some help...oops, was I just talking to a fictional character? umm, i'll erase that later, and last, eeyore, the one who led me on this stupid mentaly deranged goose chase, he is obviously a manic depressant, and everyone can see it, now all I have to say is Pooh should share some of that "honey" (if its really honey that is) with eeyore,



April 5, 1999, 5:10 AM

remember that little guy The Cool Spot? remember The Spot? He was the cool one on the 7-up commercials, I cant believe such a bad drink had such a cool mascot. Chester the Cheetah is great(not a drink mascot though), but The Spot was the best. Now 7-up has those stupid UN commercials that made no sense until they aired the ones on the superbowl that explained everything, before that it was just alot of people screaming, they should bring back the spot, the spot is awesome,



Alright, this is me in present again, I'd just like to apologize for the bad grammar in the above posts, but I was young. They're youthful indiscretions. :)

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Current Music: 80s songs, on vh1's I love the 80s

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From: themrsaturn Date: April 28th, 2003 04:28 am (UTC) (Link)
Whoa. I think I'm Pooh, man...
cloudedoracle From: cloudedoracle Date: March 25th, 2004 06:16 am (UTC) (Link)
You ramble! And you do it randomly! Though no ramble is planned, so that was redundant...but still!

You should be my friend. We can destroy the world together.

Seriously, though...you're cool. You were a funny 7th grader. Look in my info and IM me, dude. You're fun.

ME
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