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Armin Tanzarian
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you all, Armin Tanzerian. Who or what you may be wondering, is Armin Tanzarian? Allow me to explain.

A long time ago, on The Simpsons there was an episode in which it was revealed that Principal Seymour Skinner was an impostor. The real Skinner had been MIA in Vietnam, and the man they thought to be Skinner was really the guy sent to deliver the news to Mrs Skinner. But instead the messenger assumed the identity of Seymour Skinner and began what would become a very boring, yet fulfilling life. But then 20 some years later, the real Skinner shows up and gets to take his rightful place, but everyone hated him so they got the impostor, a man named b>Armin Tanzarian</b> to come back. Eventually all was fixed, and the Judge in Springfield ordered that no one was ever allowed to utter the name Armin Tanzarian. The end of the episode tied up all the loose ends because everything was back to normal.

Now what does this have to do with anything? Well on Sienfeld, Elaine had The Vault. My friends and I have Armin Tanzarian. When one invokes Armin Tanzarian it means that the information being passed on is classified and should one happen to utter it, the invokers of Armin Tanzarian have the right to cut off the balls of the one who broke it.

Armin Tanzarian has been invoked on Bonnaroo. I can however say this: Dave rocked. UCB rocked. There was more rocking going on.
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From: thegodofwar Date: June 14th, 2004 11:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
did you get to see any comedians man?
metavlad From: metavlad Date: June 15th, 2004 09:23 am (UTC) (Link)
I saw Rich Vos, Jim Norton, Louis CK, Bonnie McFarlane (sp?) Sean Conroy and the Upright Citizens Brigade.
From: thegodofwar Date: June 15th, 2004 09:32 am (UTC) (Link)
What did ya think of Mr. CK?
metavlad From: metavlad Date: June 15th, 2004 11:51 am (UTC) (Link)
Very good. He did a buncha stuff I hadnt seen on any of his specials, which was cool.
From: thegodofwar Date: June 15th, 2004 12:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
he's a personal fav of mine, outside of Mr. Todd Barry at that show, those 2 would have been my most desired to see.
nitwit027 From: nitwit027 Date: June 16th, 2004 09:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

armen

I believe even talking about the existance of such a thing as an Armen Tanzerian, I'm not saying there actually is, but if there was i belive it would go against its own rules to talk about it. that is all
metavlad From: metavlad Date: June 17th, 2004 02:21 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: armen

Then why dont you STOP MENTIONING everything that I lock up via armin? Huh? HUH?!!?


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Codpiece.
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