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There was this captain of a submarine who thoroughly enjoyed electronic music. In his time off, he had a dog that he had trained to bark out the beats to any song. His dog was large and so the barks would be loud and deep. Well one day he decided to show all his men what he had taught the dog so he took the dog aboard. They were far out to sea and had descended pretty deep also, so he figured it was a good time to show the talent he had taught the dog. He took the dog to the bridge, and put in his favorite CD.

He said "Everyone, I want you see what my dog can do." And as the beat dropped in the song on the CD, the dog started barking along with it. When the cd slowed down, the dog slowed down, and when it sped up the dog sped up. Bark-bark-barking along with the cd until the Captain shut it off. Then the captain said into the intercom, "Did everyone get to hear my dog barking out the beats? what about you guys down below, did you hear?"

And a voice came on over the intercom "No captain, we didn't hear him, I guess you'll need a bigger Sub Woofer"




I thought of this myself. I know, I'm sick and demented.
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nitwit027 From: nitwit027 Date: November 21st, 2003 12:16 am (UTC) (Link)

woof woof

woofer = mehh
SUB WOOFER = GOLD
taboophantasy From: taboophantasy Date: November 21st, 2003 12:37 am (UTC) (Link)
*groans*
Can I call a foul??
viscera_lace From: viscera_lace Date: November 21st, 2003 08:56 am (UTC) (Link)
WOW. :O
filmgeek84 From: filmgeek84 Date: November 21st, 2003 10:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
would you call me stupid if i said i didn't get it?
metavlad From: metavlad Date: November 21st, 2003 11:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
A sub woofer is part of a stereo system. I believe its function is to boost the Bass output. Hence the pun.
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