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Ramblings...
Aright, so, you guys remember that one SNL skit, in which Will Ferrel does yoga for 9 years and then can finally suck his own d*ck? Well, if you dont, I just summed it up for you. Anyways, this randomly crept into my mind today, and I just started to wonder...

If you could give yourself head, would you?

I mean, on the one hand, it's kinda gay, in the fact that your giving head to someone of the same sex[yourself].

But on the other hand, wouldn't it be kinda like a much better form of masturbation?
Now, personally, I don't masturbate. Its not a moral thing. Its not a guy thing. Its not a "I wanna stand out" kinda thing. I just dont. But if I did, I still dont think I would give myself head.



Just a note, I may use the stuff on here as material when I go into stand up, so you bastards better not steal my material!
...Steve I'm lookin at you.

Current Mood: bored

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From: (Anonymous) Date: April 8th, 2003 08:57 am (UTC) (Link)

you reallyy should get your freak on though....

Do you want me to introduce you to a nice Jewish girl? You need love!
beachnymph From: beachnymph Date: April 9th, 2003 08:07 am (UTC) (Link)

It's Been a Long Time Buddy...

...and as funny as it sounds, I actually know someone who can give themself head. Apparently he used to be really flexible back in the day, but I'm getting off topic.
Yay to the revival of your journal, and I must say it is quite the thought provoker :oP I really do appreciate you saying that I'm smart, few people think that, sometimes even myself. Do you read my journal? It can be really funny sometimes, I do love to tell the stories of Me :oP
I had a really good one last nite, but my computer crashed :o( Hopefully I'll get everyone caught up real soon...and wanted to let you know the first thing I said when I read your IM message: "I miss my Vladimir..." :o)
and I'm out like a bean sprout...~Ana :o)
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