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So I've been sitting in front of this laptop here at the Comedysportz Old Vic theatre since 12:15 and its like 4:30 now. And I've been talkin with steve since 1:51. I probably would have died of boredom if it weren't for him today.

So here's some clips of the conversations. A highlight reel if you will...

Me: Its cold. My nipples are hard.
(It's really cold in here. I said this around 215pm)

Me: A 55 year old man in booty shorts just wandered in an out of here.

Me: WHOA! Attention dude in purple sweatpants, go change.

Me: Aww man! after 500,000 monkey years, I still only have 5 letters!
Me: My monkey population isn't growing fast enough.
(Re: http://user.tninet.se/~ecf599g/aardasnails/java/Monkey/webpages/index.html )

Steve: The dollar show would be more fun if you put the dollar in the performers underwear. And the performers were all hot gilrs. And naked. Actually I guess I think there should be a strip club on campus.
Steve: The dollar show is something we are having tonight, and the Pappies are performing. (Pappies is steve's improv troupe up there at SUNY Bing).

Me: My nipples arent hard anymore. Incase you care.
(Its 415 when I say this)

Steve: (a guy) just told me he loves me!
Me: I love you too.
Me: Just not in the butt.

Me: He's jokin around with you.
Me: Its too early in the day to be drunk.

Current Mood: bored
Current Music: HFS!!!

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