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It really happened...
When me and my Sony Digital Camcorder met, it was love at first sight. We both knew right then and there that we were meant for each other. It was just a matter of logistics, but eventually we each had our blood tests and went to the Justice of the Peace and got married. We didn't have a ceremony or anything, we decided to spend all our money on a honeymoon.

We spent 3 weeks in Japan and 2 in Israel. She wanted to go to her homeland, and I wanted to go to Israel. It was quite the experience. She converted to Judaism for me. Or atleast, she said she would. She said she's been taking classes for it. Which is why she was gone on Friday and Saturday nights.

We knew we wanted alot of kids. But she was gone Friday and Saturday nights alot, and I have work early in the morning on weekdays so it was tough. But then, like a miracle, she said she was pregnant! I was thrilled!

I had no idea what was to come, but I knew I had never been as happy as I was right then. And then the day came. The births took 16 hours, which isn't that bad considering there were 6 little ones. SIX?! I thought. Where did that come from?! I didnt know my sperm had it in them!

And then I saw them. Six silver Samsung Camera Phones.

It made no sense. How could Sony Camcorder and I have Camera Phone kids?! She swore to me she had been faithful. And I believed her. Until I came home early and I caught them.

They were doing it in OUR home! Her and a Nokia Walkie Talkie phone. A big black Nokia Walkie Talkie phone. Black with a pull out antenna. I bet she loved that!

And then it all made sense. The Friday and Saturday nights out. The strange beepbeepbeep sounds that would happen everyonce in a while when I picked up the phone, before whoever was calling would hang up. And of course "our" kids.

I thought I had found true love. But I was being used for my Vaio and digital video editing abilities. I packed up my stuff and left.

I havent seen her in months. Last I heard, she, the phone, and their kids were livin in Malibu.

Current Music: Maroon 5 - Harder to Breathe

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nitwit027 From: nitwit027 Date: September 6th, 2003 11:12 am (UTC) (Link)

us

didn't WE come up with the whole premis of this thing...and then you wree like what if it was BLACK!!!ahhahahahahahahha? just wondering
metavlad From: metavlad Date: September 6th, 2003 05:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: us

Umm, no, it was me.
And then VLADIMIR (me) also added, it should be black. Thats why I have the voice memo to prove it.
metavlad From: metavlad Date: September 8th, 2003 12:09 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: us

but you were there. this is true
dianametz From: dianametz Date: September 6th, 2003 01:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
hahaha that was the funniest thing i've read of yours...very cute :)
taboophantasy From: taboophantasy Date: September 7th, 2003 10:15 am (UTC) (Link)
That is so odd...
I always seem to read these sorts of things when I wake up...
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