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I love our legal system.
Ok, so here's my traffic court story
Its friday morning, and I have to be at traffic court at 11 am.
Traffic court is in the middle of rockville, and I live in the middle of germantown, they're fairly far away.
Anyways, I wake up at 10:30 am...actually, I woke up at 10, but as usually I closed my eyes again. And then woke up at 10:30. Thats when things got scary. In a blur of movement, I was out of the bed and in the shower. The Flash himself probably could not have moved faster. And Superman CERTAINLY couldn't have. DUH.
And so I showered and was out the door in 5 mins, another land speed record. Or would that be land/water speed record?
So I'm driving, and I do some of the best driving of my life. I'm talking unsafe speeds, crazy lane changes, the works. All in the name of getting to traffic court on time. You gotta admit, you love the irony. Anyways, I finally make it on time, and the judge ends up reducing the fine. Which I didnt mind at all.
People were in an out in like, 10 mins. This guy was a pro. He seemed like the jaded barfly equivalent of a judge. And that is why I love our legal system...Also, once my friend got caught for possession of paraphernalia, and the cop didnt show up so he was automatically not guilty. Gotta love it.
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