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Ultra Hos
Aright, so I'm listenin to Loveline, and adam is tryin to explain why a guy wouldnt mind having a threesome with his gf, and her ex, and he's explainin this for the women,[obviously] cuz guys dont need it explained to them
Anyways, he's like "If a girl has had sex with 1 mile of penises, that one guys 8 inches, no matter how many times they've had sex, only counts for 8 inches" And at this point, Randy Jackson (the black guy from american idol) says "hey, y'all do that too? i thought mileage was just somethin ppl did in the ghetto! you know, like you see a ho, and you say 'thats like 20 miles right there'"
Ya get it? Cuz she's taken 20 miles of penises.
Or would it be "penii" ?

Anyways, from now on, if I'm talkin about a girls promiscuity, I will refer to it as a distance, such as... "Thats like 2 feet" or "Thats about a mile."
Or "Thats the span of the atlantic ocean" - For those ultra-ho's

Current Mood: mischievous
Current Music: I've got La Vie Boheme stuck in my head.

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