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Doesn't it make you wonder?
So on Howard Stern (the E show) they were having a "smallest dick" contest. And the only guys who showed up, were all fat guys. Now, one would guess by this, that, fat guys tend to have smaller penises. And I'm pretty sure this is the rule, and not the exception.

So this begs the question, WHY? I mean, wouldn't it make sense for them to have larger penises? I mean, they have farther to go before they pass what I refer to as the "lonely guy zone" (a box like area defined by the height of a guy, width of his shoulders, and breadth of his stomach area) before they reach the female, so shouldn't they be longer? BUT THEY'RE NOT!

That's kind of like God giving insult to injury upon the fat guys of this world...'cept Ron Jeremy.

Now I know I'm not really one to talk about penis size, but since I am above average (according to 2002 Mens Health survey, yay for me!) I figured, I am allowed to talk about this. On the other hand, if I were saying stuff like "hey how come Colt Steel* and John Done** have such tiny penii?" I think someone would probably drive up to my house and kick my ass.


*Colt Steel is an actual porn guys name.
**I dont know if John Done is though, but if nobody has that name, I think someone should take it.
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