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Hey Livejournal! What's goin on?

Oh dont go, come on! Whats wrong? Listen, I know I havent been around much but I just needed some space y'know? And I thought you could use it too. And now that we've spent some time apart, I'm ready hang out again.

Whaddya mean you're busy? You were never busy before! What--what the hell is that?! Livejournal is that a hickey?! Who the hell gave you that?!

No, not nobody! Who gave it to you??

Frank? Who the fuck is Frank?!

He's obviously not "just a guy" if he's giving you hickeys, Livejournal!

You slut! I can't believe you would do this to me. Me! The guy who helped you kick your Yahoo habit. Me, the guy who stuck around while you were infested with whiny 12 year-olds. After all we've been through and you just throw it all away.

WHAT?! FRANK IS A GOAT?! You're SICK Livejournal. Sick.
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slaughters From: slaughters Date: September 20th, 2005 07:28 am (UTC) (Link)
And all the children rejoiced!
swedishcook From: swedishcook Date: September 20th, 2005 10:15 am (UTC) (Link)
I...love...you! You are what the hope in my life that allows me to believe that man is naturally good.
viscera_lace From: viscera_lace Date: September 20th, 2005 12:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
:D !!!
goldstarforyou From: goldstarforyou Date: September 20th, 2005 12:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
amazing.
From: truthseeker18 Date: September 20th, 2005 02:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Vlaaaaadddd!!! You're awesome :)
usmcvixen From: usmcvixen Date: October 4th, 2005 06:06 am (UTC) (Link)

Don't Take It Too Harshly, Dear

People change, goats are in now and I understand where LJ is coming from. And besides, you've got this poker side and a whole new ferret thing anyway. It may be hard to deal with, but I'm sure LJ will still be there for you in your time of need. And you know I am always here.


Love,
Doll Face
deadflowers From: deadflowers Date: October 15th, 2005 05:38 am (UTC) (Link)
i'm being nice by removing my highly creative new interest called "comedy silver." it's a great joke and i'm not gonna ruin it for ya.
dnalloh From: dnalloh Date: January 30th, 2006 02:45 am (UTC) (Link)
hey babe! i miss you much, and i think that there should be visitation between us two. love.
ignus_clarum From: ignus_clarum Date: April 8th, 2006 06:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
why don't you post anymore?
usmcvixen From: usmcvixen Date: April 18th, 2006 06:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

יום הולדת שמח

Happy birthday handsome!
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